i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
