she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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