Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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