Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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