the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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