Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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