wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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