I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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