Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
vagina is talking i cant
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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