i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Randomize
