Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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