Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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