I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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