The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You don't make any sense
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