You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
