can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I wish I only lived at night.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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