Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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