I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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