have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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