At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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