I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
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woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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