how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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