Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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