Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
i've created a new STD.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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