yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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