He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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