so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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