you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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