Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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