doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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