I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize