Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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