she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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