Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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