I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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