Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm like, not good at living.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize