can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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