Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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