I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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