I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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