I never want to see another naked old woman again.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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