I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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