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remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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