Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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