Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Your penis caused this!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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