The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
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so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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