ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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