How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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