Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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