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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..

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(703): View more from Virginia

I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I hope mine doesn't look like that

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(858): View more from California

Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch

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(562): View more from California

sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone

(1-562): View more from California

there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue

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(520): View more from Arizona

She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.

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(807): View more from Ontario

WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???

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Ours, apparently.

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(303): View more from Colorado

to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me

(1-303): View more from Colorado

WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT

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