Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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