the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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