if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
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We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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