I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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