we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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